Nothing bites more than discovering you have the wrong tool for the right job. Not only can it be an incredibly embarrassing situation once discovered. It can also become a potential dangerous situation to extricate yourself from. Of course no one down here at 24Phuket has ever had the displeasure of this misadventure (or is that Mr adventure?). However, we all know a friend of a friend of a friend that this has happened to. Here is a sure fire check list for you to follow to be sure you end up with more chick than ahh man.
Check those hands.
If she has bigger knuckles than you and your mates, might be time to rethink that next last drink. How about those shoulders? If the chances of her having been on the Thai Olympic swim team are nil then the same brackets of probability apply to she not being a he. Zero.
How about that voice? Ms Marilyn Monroe’s was husky, but horsey is its own description. If she sounds like Macy Gray and she does not smoke, well you know the rest.
Bobbing for apples is a game best saved for Halloween, so if it is not the 31st of Oct and her Adams apple is working overtime it is time to head for those hills. This one is a dead give away! Real women do not have Adams apples; now it is true that one can have it removed, though a tell tale scar will remain.
Then there is always the truth. You could just ask, though this can be even more dangerous than finding out the hard way (pun intended).
Of course, if it is already that time of the night when you discover you got the meat lovers and not the vegetarian, it might just be best to tuck in and tally one up for experience. Trust us, it will make a great story you can tell your mates about a friend of friend of a friend.



